- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
3rd grade
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
